"Star" of Brit horrors Beyond Bedlam and Shallow Grave, professional shouting hairy berk Keith Allen has revealed to the Sun's Bizarre column (so it must be true) that his son Alfie Owen-Allen (yes, really) is a "far better actor than (he'll) ever be".Having sat through Beyond Bedlam, we'd suggest it's a safe bet.
Also a better actor than Keith Allen:
Abi Titmuss;
Heather Mills-McCartney;
Everyone else on the planet, including Craig Fairbrass and Liz Hurley.
3 comments:
Not a fan then, Chris?
I still can't quite believe that at one point in the 90's Fairbrass was looking to become a macho Peter Cushing.
Thank God that day never came.
I've tried my hardest to hate this guy, but somehow I can't. I don't know what it is about him (or me). I liked him in a lot of the Comic Strip stuff (the bullshitters etc) and his headbutt in A Fistful of Travellers Cheques is a thing of beauty......
paul.
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