Sunday, June 14, 2009

Arise, Sir Chris


No, not me... although it would be nice to get something for all the help I've given the British film industry (ahem).
No, it's perennial misery-guts Chris Lee who's been given a knighthood. Apparently, he's made a few films. Although I (like everyone else) assumed he already was a Sir. Christopher, I salute you anyway. Well done. Now, how about making another Dracula film?

Here's the BBC article:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Expose soundtrack released


Can't remember much about the music, to be honest (just a lot of grunting and groaning, oh, and shotguns) but thought I ought to let you know that the soundtrack for 70s sleazeathon (and let us not forget, Britain's only homegrown video nasty) Expose is now available. Never really saw it with Miss Richmond, to be honest, but Linda Hayden, that's a different story.

Here's the gen...

JAMES CLARKE & STEVE GRAY
HARDCORE, EXPOSÉ & LET'S GET LAID!
FILM SOUNDTRACKS

This exciting Vocalion release brings together the original soundtracks from three classic 1970s British soft-core sex films, each of which starred 1970s glamour-puss Fiona Richmond, the then girlfriend of self-proclaimed King of Soho, Paul Raymond. This X-rated trilogy was directed by library music legend James Clarke, the man responsible for some of the finest – and funkiest – compositions in the catalogues of publishers such as KPM, Amphonic Music and Bruton Music. The disc kicks off with James’s beautiful, colourful score for 1977’s ‘Hardcore’, which purported to tell the lascivious life story of Fiona Richmond. The music ranges from the most exquisite romantic orchestral material (Tale of Two Girls, Tricky Hand) to Fender Rhodes-laden jazzy funk (Heavy Keyboard, Fruity and On Stage), all performed by a star-studded line-up of British session musicians including Barry Morgan (drums), Herbie Flowers (bass guitar), Steve Gray (keyboards) and Tristan Fry (percussion). The disc is completed by various cues from Steve Gray’s hauntingly beautiful score for 1975’s ‘Exposé’, which also starred Udo Kier and Linda Hayden, and a suite of music drawn from James Clarke’s lush, orchestral score for 1977’s ‘Let’s Get Laid!’, which paired Fiona Richmond with sex comedy star Robin Askwith.

This is the first time that any of this music has been commercially released, and all of it has been expertly remastered from the original analogue stereo tapes, for that trademark Vocalion crystal-clear sound. The accompanying booklet contains fascinating liner notes by James Clarke, as well as rare unseen photographs and original promotional material connected with the films.

HARDCORE 
ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FROM THE NORFOLK INTERNATIONAL PICTURES FILM (1977)
Conducted by Syd Dale, Music composed and arranged by James Kenelm Clarke, except* 
Recorded at CTS Studio No.2, Wembley, England, 25 October 1976

Girl in the Picture
Tight for Time
Norfolk Pastorale
Heavy Keyboard
Bicycle Girl
Open Tourer
Tale of Two Girls
Showbizz Town
On Stage – Part One
Typewriter Tune
Photoplay – Part One
Photoplay – Part Two
Tricky Hand
Driving Home
Fruity
Stately Style
Train Time
Home Again 
Beautiful View
Off in a Hurry
Fiona Butterfly* (James Montgomery; Graham Hurley arr James Kenelm Clarke), James Montgomery (vocal)
Home Again - Alternative take, not used in film
Fiona’s Theme (1) - Not used in film 
Fiona’s Theme (2) - Not used in film

EXPOSÉ 
SELECTED CUES FROM THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK OF THE NORFOLK INTERNATIONAL PICTURES FILM (1975)
Music composed and arranged by Steve Gray
Recorded at KPM Studios, London, England, 8 September 1975

House of Straw - Short version
House of Straw
House of Straw - Reprise
Suzanne Comes Back - Short version
Suzanne Comes Back
Drinks on the Terrace

LET’S GET LAID!
SUITE FROM THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK OF THE NORFOLK INTERNATIONAL PICTURES FILM (1977)
Conducted by Johnny Pearson, Music composed and arranged by James Kenelm Clarke, except** 
Recorded at CTS Studio No.2, Wembley, England, 30 June 1977

The Tension Mounts
You Turn My Legs to Water band version** (Steve Gray; Michael Robson)
You Turn My Legs to Water piano solo** (Steve Gray; Michael Robson)

BONUS TRACK
On Stage – Part Two (James Kenelm Clarke) Barry Morgan’s drum solo from “Hardcore”

CDSML 8450


More info available here

http://www.duttonvocalion.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=CDSML8450

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Doghouse

Those cheeky chappies responsible for Evil Aliens (a film I've not seen yet but that is on my reviewing pile) are about to unleash the above on an unsuspecting public.
Looks like it might be a larf (considering the larf free zone the similar sounding Lesbian Vampire Killers was, that would be no bad thing).

Vince (Stephen Graham) is handling his divorce badly.  He’s depressed. Gone to pieces.  But his mates aren’t giving up on him.  Struggling with their own women troubles, they drag him off for an ultimate lads drinking weekend in the country. Arriving in the village of Moodley where the women outnumber the men 3:1, the boys find themselves holidaying in a village overrun by psychotic, homicidal Zombirds with a thirst for male flesh!
 
The cast includes BAFTA winner Noel Clarke (Adulthood,  Kidulthood), Danny Dyer (The Football Factory, Severance), Stephen Graham (The Damned United, This Is England), Lee Ingleby (Place of Execution), Emil Marwa (East is East), Keith-Lee Castle (Young Dracula) and Neil Maskell (Rise of the Footsoldier, The Football Factory).

Thursday, March 5, 2009

BHF allumni get "Shrieking Sixties" publishing deal


Blimey, it's all about books this week, isn't it?
Thought I ought to mention that Darrell Buxton, that prince among men and all-round good egg, has been pulling together reviews of 60s BHFs from contributors to the site's message board, and he's only managed to get a publishing deal! Yes, there may even be some reviews by my good self in there, which would be nice (previously I've only managed a few passing comments in that "Vault Of Horror" book, or whatever it was called).
Called "The Shrieking 60s", it'll be a companion piece to FAB Press's rather good (but now quite old) book about the 70s, "10 Years Of Terror" (although not affiliated in any way with that tome). Good news, eh?

New BHF book on its way



The third anthology in the much-vaunted (by me, anyway) BHF Books Of Horror will be with us soon. Ish.
As a taster, here's the cover, provided, as ever, by the massively talented artist Paul Mudie.


BHF books contributor releases own anthology

Daniel McGachey, one of the top authors who regularly contributes to the BHF books of horror, has managed to snag himself a proper publishing deal.

He writes to say:

I just wanted to let you know that "They That Dwell..." and "The Shadow in the Stacks" from the first two BHF Books are to be reprinted soon as part of my first (hopefully not last) collection, "They That Dwell in Dark Places", from Dark Regions Press. This is to feature my previously published stories, from the BHF Books, Black Books and Filthy Creations magazine, plus a selection of new stories written specifically for the volume.

Naturally I'm hugely excited about this, but I was asked to keep quiet about it till the stories were ready. Now I've just seen it announced on the Dark Regions website, so I thought it would only be a courtesy to let you know, since it was a huge boost to have those stories published in the BHF Books.

The books will, of course, be mentioned in the book as the original place of publication for those two stories, and in the short biog piece I'm currently putting off writing.


I'm extremely chuffed about this - Dan's work is absolutely brilliant and I'm glad it's getting an airing beyond the limited range of the (admittedly brilliant) BHF Books. Here's hoping he becomes a household name...

You can find out more here:

Lesbian Vampire Killers reanimate Showaddywaddy shock


The next big thing on the Brit horror horizon will be Lesbian Vampire Killers, and the soundtrack album is already out. Featuring tracks like "Run, you bellends!", it sounds like an absolute hoot.
Hmm.
Anyway, here's the press release:

DEBBIE WISEMAN’S GOTHIC ROMANTIC SOUNDTRACK TO PHIL CLAYDON’S HORROR COMEDY.

Well known for her lyrical style and penchant for melody, composer Debbie Wiseman has written soundtracks for countless television shows and an increasing number of films - Haunted, Flood, Middletown, Wilde, The Lighthouse, Warriors, Tom’s Midnight Garden and Arsène Lupin. In 2004 Debbie Wiseman was awarded the MBE for her services to the film industry, recognising her as one of the UK’s leading score writers. 

The soundtrack features The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, The Crouch End Festival Chorus and million selling classical singer Hayley Westenra with whom Debbie collaborated on Flood.

Includes Showaddywaddy’s 1976 chart topper Under The Moon Of Love. Lesbian Vampire Killers is released in the UK on March 20th 2009.

About the film: BAFTA award winning comedy duo James Corden and Matthew Holden (Gavin & Stacey) escape to Wales for a weekend of debauchery only to find themselves in a village where all the women have been enslaved by a lesbian vampire curse.