Friday, 4 April 2008

Beyond Allen

"Star" of Brit horrors Beyond Bedlam and Shallow Grave, professional shouting hairy berk Keith Allen has revealed to the Sun's Bizarre column (so it must be true) that his son Alfie Owen-Allen (yes, really) is a "far better actor than (he'll) ever be".
Having sat through Beyond Bedlam, we'd suggest it's a safe bet.
Also a better actor than Keith Allen:
Abi Titmuss;
Heather Mills-McCartney;
Everyone else on the planet, including Craig Fairbrass and Liz Hurley.


Anonymous said...

Not a fan then, Chris?

stangerlore said...

I still can't quite believe that at one point in the 90's Fairbrass was looking to become a macho Peter Cushing.

Thank God that day never came.

mocata said...

I've tried my hardest to hate this guy, but somehow I can't. I don't know what it is about him (or me). I liked him in a lot of the Comic Strip stuff (the bullshitters etc) and his headbutt in A Fistful of Travellers Cheques is a thing of beauty......