Monday 28 February 2011

Top heavy lovely in mooted plane flick

It may be sexist to comment on them, but good grief woman, how do you stop yourself from toppling forward? At least you've got something soft to land on! Anyway, being a sensitive type and not 15, I don't watch Hollyoaks, and until I typed her name into Google for a photo to accompany this piece, I had no idea who Gemma Atkinson was (honest, mum). Took quite a while to decide which pic to use, too (ahem).
Anyway, here she is, in her considerable glory. And no, I'm not resorting to the "bung an enormous pair of gazongas on" approach which has, to be fair, served quite well to improve traffic to the site in the past.
No! There is a reason for this picture, however spurious. And you'll be pleased to know it's all due to that BHF favourite... (drum roll)... Jonathan Sothcott!
For Jonathan is currently promoting his as-yet-unmade plane-based Brit horror Airborne, which will star the pneumatic Ms Atkinson. Here's the boobs, I mean details:

Gemma Atkinson (Hollyoaks, 13 Hrs, Julian Glover (Quatermass, Empire Strikes Back) and Alan Ford (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch) lead the cast in supernatural horror thriller Airborne, which is currently shooting on locations in Surrey, England.
Airborne tells the story of a disparate group of air travellers stalked by an ancient evil aboard an in-flight jumbo jet.
Leading British indie Black and Blue Films have has joined forces with Simon Phillips’ Press On Features to co-produce and Dominic Burns is director.
Black and Blue Films’ Jonathan Sothcott said today “I was attracted by the idea of making what is basically a feature length version of the Terror At 20,00 Feet segment of Twilight Zone The Movie.”

1 comment:

Matthew Coniam said...

Anything with Julian Glover in gets my attention. That's going to be my excuse anyway.